The other day, I was walking downtown next to one of these hookers and I was like, “What’s your trick?” And she was like: “Wear blue eyeshadow. Blue eyeshadow will get you laid three or four times an hour.” — YT: Whore Makeup Tutorial Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Eyeshadows.

The other day, I was walking downtown next to one of these hookers and I was like, “What’s your trick?” And she was like:

“Wear blue eyeshadow. Blue eyeshadow will get you laid three or four times an hour.”

— YT: Whore Makeup Tutorial

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Eyeshadows.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

9 months ago
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